Monday, January 28, 2013

DEAR ABBY, CAN YOU HELP ME



Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money we can hardly keep up with the interest.


Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. 


Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims.. 

Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath.

 It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?

Signed, 

Lost and regretting 




Dear Lost,


Suck it up and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you. 


You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with the bastard for 4 more years.

Signed, Abby

12 comments:

  1. Dear Abby, dear Abby....my human told me somebody sang about Abby.

    Dear Michelle,

    Y'all come over to Britain, I shall let you be an honorary member of my Cabinet, as in political Cabinet, not that kind of cabinet!

    Penny the Jack Russell dog and next Paw Minister of Britain!

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