For some reason, Sandy decided to show her bathroom linen closet. Then she showed it AFTER she cleaned it out and straightened it up.
NOT TO BE OUTDONE, I will not only give you the picture of my bathroom linen closet before I attacked it, and after I was finished, (like she did) but also DURING the scourge. Cuz she ain't got da ballz.
I had been putting it off for two weeks with the excuse "We've only lived here two years. How much trash could be in there?"
After she did it, I had no choice. After all, what if she would visit and ask to see my linen closet? You don't think she would? She's a bitch on wheels! Of course she would. And my size 22W underpants are right there! Omar's tent. See?
Just kiddin'. So you can stop enlarging the photo now.
I thought I knew everything that was in there, but just couldn't find it.
Little did I realize I had duplicates of most things, and triplicates of WART REMOVER.
I have never had a wart in my life and neither has Stud. I guess they were on sale.
I spent the next FIVE HOURS THAT I'LL NEVER GET BACK, taking breaks.
Steve Wilcos was on with a NEW episode.
Jerry Springer had a transvestite stripper contest.
And I really did need that Diet Dr. Pepper and a cigarette......four times.
Stud walked in to take a look at the
The little plastic cabinet with drawers that you see in the back, was doing duty in the garage for holding dry swiffer pads. But there's an ap for that. It's called THE BOX THEY CAME IN.
Four Diet Dr. Peppers and four MISTYs later.....
Take THAT, Sandy.